Joke 01
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged..
Joke 02
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso..
Joke 03
How do you know if a coffee is a gentleman?
It's a pour-over..
Joke 04
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool..
Joke 05
What do you call a group of coffee beans that get together to play music?
A band of brews..
Joke 06
How do you make a latte laugh?
Tell it a joke-accino..
Joke 07
Why did the coffee go to the police station?
It got mugged..
Joke 08
What's a coffee's favorite kind of bagel?
Everything bagel..
Joke 09
What do you call a cow that has just given birth?
De-calf-inated..
Joke 10
Why do I drink coffee?
It's always bean there for me..
Joke 11
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything, even decaf..
Joke 12
Why did the coffee go to the gym?
To get a latte muscles..
Joke 13
What's a coffee's favorite dance move?
The espresso shuffle..
Joke 14
Why did the espresso keep checking its watch?
It was running out of time..
Joke 15
What do you call a sad latte?
A frownaccino..
Joke 16
What do you call it when a coffee spills on your shirt?
A roast stain..
Joke 17
What do you call a coffee that doesn't like mornings?
Grumpy brew..
Joke 18
What do you call a coffee that gets too hot?
Steamy..
Joke 19
What do you call a group of coffee cups that can't stop talking?
A latte gab..
Joke 20
How do you know if a coffee is a good listener?
It always stays grounds-ed..
Joke 21
What do you call a coffee that's really into meditation?
Zen brew..
Joke 22
Why did the coffee file for divorce?
It found a better grind..
Joke 23
What do you call a coffee that's been to space?
Astro-latte..
Joke 24
What did the coffee say to the creamer?
"You complete me.".
Joke 25
How does a coffee bean stay in shape?
It does its daily grind..
Joke 26
Why don't coffee trees ever get lonely?
They always have a latte of friends..
Joke 27
Why did the coffee cross the road?
To get to the other brew..
Joke 28
What do you call a coffee that can do magic tricks?
A hocus-pocus..
Joke 29
What do you call a coffee that's really good at math?
A caffeine calculator..
Joke 30
Why did the coffee bean go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little roast-y..
Joke 31
What do you call a coffee that's always late?
A slow brew..
Joke 32
Why did the coffee go to the beach?
It wanted to get a tan-american..
Joke 33
What do you call a coffee with a lot of attitude?
A sasspresso..
Joke 34
What's a coffee's favorite musical instrument?
The French press..
Joke 35
How does a coffee make a phone call?
It dialspresso..
Joke 36
Why did the coffee break up with the tea?
It was too steeped in tradition..
Joke 37
What do you call a coffee that's always trying to escape?
A runaway brew..
Joke 38
What did the barista say to the coffee bean?
"I can't espresso how much I love you.".
Joke 39
How do you make a coffee laugh?
You brew it up some puns..
Joke 40
Why don't ants get coffee?
Because they're already buzzed..